Thread: Let's Share Our Stories: Anything Goes!

Alright, I admit I've gotten inspired from reading a few great stories here on the board:

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So let's share ours - funny or sad let's hear 'em!

Me and my friend were late for whole school assembly and therefore not allowed in, so we had to wait in our classroom. When we heard a noise similar to an elephant herd of our former students exiting assembly, we decided to hide.

While my friend hid behind the door, I hid underneath the teacher's desk which was fully enclosed by three walls. Later, the first person walked in. I was shocked to see my RE teacher sit dowm, I could count the stones on her shoes! Not knowing how to get out of this, I pulled her trousers (!) and said "Plz Ma'am, can I get out now?". She still bursts out laughing everytime she sees me...!

I was working really late one night and it was pretty cold. I forgot my coat inside when i went to go chase carts around so i just crossed my arms and tried to stay warm. I forgot about my center clasp bra and of course it came undone the minute i crossed my arms so i go running into the bathroom but my cute coworker was cleaning the girls bathroom.

so i go over to the supply closet to fix it and about 2 seconds later guess who opens the door as i'm fixing my bra ? My exceptionally cute coworker. I think i went about as red as the bra he just laughed and closed the door I still hear about it.

I assume that you want us to share our embarrasing moments, so here it goes.

It was a cold and icy morning for school, and I was of course late in getting ready because I was still hoping for a snowday, and I was making a run to the bus. WHACK, it one step outside my garage door, with the bus at the end of my driveway waiting, and pulled off a perfect cartoon fall down. I was waiting to look around and see the banana peel under my feet. It was such a perfect fall that even the bus driver was cracking up, and you know when the bud driver that never cracks a smile is point blank laughing, that the rest of the bus is gonna be in hysterical uproar. I didn't live that one up for a good month after it happened, I see it now as pretty funny, but then it was a little more than slightly embarrasing.


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