Thread: Doing an A.C. Slater in the Bathroom Toilet: What Do I Do Now?

Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me.

I was at my girlfriend's house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My girlfriend's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on the television show Saved by the Bell AC Slater (Mario Lopez) always sat backwards on a chair.

So when I was taking a dump, My stomach was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC Slatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my girlfriend's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder.

Suddenly, the door opened, and my girlfriend's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my girlfriend doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.

LMAO i could not stop laughing..

I think it makes sense though, particularly if the toilet paper is next to the toilet, so, instead of having to reach behind you, it's right in front of you when you face backwards.

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL



And AC Slatering Proof:

You can pick all those guys out of the crowd. The ones who wear their caps backwards, sit on chairs backwards, and bet against all the other (streak) players.

Nothing to get embarrassed about.

(I don't include the ones who "wear" their pants around the ankles. That is embarrassing.)

Unfortunately I was eating something when I read that post and the visual image of that scene was not helpful to my digestive system.